Sometimes you stumble upon a gem online. One that makes you laugh so hard, you can’t help but almost — almost — feel pity and sorry for these losers. But hey, they chose their path and it’s no one else’s fault that they are wasting their lives. The only true victims are the teenagers. The fact that these adults take advantage of them is pure sickness.
The Joy of Satan (And Why You Shouldn’t Care About Them.)
After getting kicked off of the JoS forums and having to keep track of Mad Maxine and the rest of her little cult through a second account, I’ve started being able to see what the people in these forums say in a far more analytical and less personal light.
One thing that instantly caused me dismay recently, was a topic aimed specifically at ‘High Priestess Maxine and Black Shadow Stallion.’
AND Black Shadow Stallion?
Now the most Nazified and ignorant of the Satanazis from the JoS is going to think they’re something special. This is the person who seems to know the most about the ‘cosmic’ struggle between the supposed alliance of the ‘greys’, ‘reptiles’ and ‘angels’ – commonly known as the IGF, which somehow stands for Intergalactic Federation (the G in IGF standing for…?) and the Gods of Ancient Someria (along with whatever Gods the JoS has decided should also be part of Father Satan/Enki/Ea/Jehova’s barmy army of aliens) and is also the person who sees ‘Hitler killed Jews’ and ‘Hitler didn’t like Christian Churches’ as (the only two) perfectly logical connections between Nazism and Satanism as avid proof that Satan, in fact, follows a human made political viewpoint. I find it so amazingly frustrating, the level of stupidity that exists within this cult. But it does not surprise me.
Recently, Maxine comforted a member who wished to convert back to Christianity while they were on their death bed, dying of Cancer. All communications took place through the forums.
Maxine claimed that this was a foolish wish and that just by simply focusing on Satan, the member would recover. She even used a story, which was so painfully obviously fabricated, to back up her claims. Apparently, once upon a time, the mighty Maxine was concerned that she was going to die of blood loss, but by focusing on Satan she was saved. Being aware that this lie wouldn’t hold up on its own and was nothing to do with the matter at hand; she even gave forth an anecdote of how a friend of hers miraculously recovered from Cancer in the same way! Well, that’s just magical, Maxine, but there were no more contexts to these tales, and as such I can claim that the fact that my cat is sleeping on lap at the moment is the only thing stopping my balls exploding and mutanagenic cream seeping out of my ears and I’ll have as much proof and justification of these facts.
And yet this comforting reply from Maxine was hailed as gracious and compassionate. In fact, every post by Maxine is immediately followed by an onslaught of blind brown nosing. The individuals of the JoS are certainly proud of their ability to think freely.
But then, suddenly it dawns on me…
The entire JoS cult is often seen as some sort of danger to Satanism. As giving real Satanism a bad name or twisting it or destroying it or whatever… but it’s not. For one simple reason…
Everyone in the JoS is an idiot.
I read through all the subjects of all the topics being discussed in both the Teens for Satan and Joy of Satan web forums and realised that everything there was either fantasy or though and through retarded rubbish, most of which had just finished being discussed in another topic and had been brought up again by someone new. The JoS goes around in neat little circles, never achieving anything.
How can they even claim to be Satanists? They worship Enki, the Sumerian God. Not Satan. Hence, they should be Enkites, or Enkists. After all, they claim that Enki was named Satan by his enemies and that Enki is Satan’s real name. So isn’t worshipping Enki, but calling yourself a Satanist a glaring insult to your God? It’s a lot like a misunderstood child at school earning the nickname ‘Shit Face’ and having everyone call him that and tease him. Then, a group of people realise that he’s not such a bad kid and open up a ‘Temple of Shit Face’. You’d assume that they’re either all a bunch of morons and ignore them or think they were taking the mick. Thus, if Enki is indeed Satan, then the JoS are probably the very last people he’d want to associate himself with.
Another recent post, supposedly proving Enki’s continued involvement with the JoS but which, as far as I can see, simply insults the intelligence of one often referred to as ‘the most clever and wise of gods’ claimed that Satan/Enki had ordered an attack on the Angel Michael. It received neither reply nor conformation at any time from any ‘High Priest’ or even a regarded member. It was posted in the Teens for Satan forum and nowhere else. The message was exactly as follows:
“Louis Rynsard” <louis@r…>
Father has asked me to tell every Satanist I know of to focus
all their offensive energy at the archangel Michael on November 1st
please remember this is to help us during the rapture
Yes, that makes perfect sense. Satan, sitting aloft upon his mighty throne, decided that the time was right to launch a major offensive against one of his archenemies. ‘How shall I go about accomplishing such a task?’ he thought to himself. ‘I know! I’ll tell some obscure moron who has no grasp of grammar to post my glorious plan in a single web forum full of people as dumb as he is! No way am I telling anyone competent or respected MY plan!’
Meanwhile, in Heaven, Michael is approached by one of his underlings… ‘Hey boss, I was doing a search on the web today and I found out that about six really stupid teenagers are planning on focusing offensive energy upon you on November first.’
‘”Offensive energy”? What the hel-uh-heck, is that?’ Michael asks, unsure whether he should be worried or vengeful.
‘I assume it’s the same as normal energy, but with its middle finger up or something.’ Replies the apathetic underling, ‘but at least now that we know exactly when they’re going to focus it, we can gather our forces, properly prepare in good time and destroy them.’
‘But,’ Michael says, wisely, ‘what if this is what they want us to think and this really is an intelligent hoax?’
At this point, I imagine the underling would collapse on the floor and laugh till his lungs exploded.
And what the hell is ‘the rapture’?
The same poster saw it fit to label this post ‘extremely important’.
I understand that they are many forms of satanism but surley the ones
that arent xian satanism or laveryian should all join together to
overall help satanists world wide.
And here within I demonstrate the reason why I was booted off of the JoS under some crappy excuse about being an enemy of the JoS. I was suggesting to people that they branch out and learn about other forms of Satanism in order to cement their beliefs and just generally to learn. This proves beyond a doubt, especially because of the multitude of people replying in agreement, that the JoS is a big bunch of ignorant fools. But this is how Maxine wants her members to be; otherwise they’d be capable of realising what Satanism actually is and would see what a load of trollop the JoS is. They’re also prone to attention seeking fantasies, such as this member:
volsung_sword <firstname.lastname@example.org> wrote:
When I finished the opening the third eye mediations I had a flash
back to my youth.
Many time I recall feeling the pressence of greys. There would be this
intense vidration I’d feel it get closer and closer then somthing
would touch me and my whole body would shivering along with it, I
rember intense pain and headachs for days.
This occured many many times over the course of my child hood and
early to late teens.
Normally the touch would work it’s way down my chakras. It was alot
like the third eye mediatation.
Any idea what those grey fucks where doing to me?
Right, because a race of highly advanced aliens would be SO interested in someone who can’t even spell ‘a lot’ correctly. I’ll tell you what ‘those grey fucks’ WERE ‘doing to’ you. They were probably looking for your brain and failing.
So, as you can see, there is no danger there. Leave Mad Maxine to her odd Enkist, Nazi crusades. Let everyone on the site be ignorant. It’s the least they deserve. The only reason anyone stays long at the JoS is because they’re too dumb to figure out that it’s all a load of made up, occasionally new age twoddle. So who cares if this group of toddlers is mixing up Satanism a little? They never move out to contaminate other branches of Satanism and remain enslaved within their own forums and small minds. Satanism is generally dominated by the intellectually elite. We’re better off without them.
More information on the Joy of Satan site:
These are websites that host articles and essays against the Joy of Satan. It’s interesting to see how many people have opposed this pseudo-satanic neo-Nazi group over the years.
1. Check out this site…Facts on the JOS…
2. Another Great site..A satanist debunks the joy of satan
3. Yet again…Clifford Herrington [aka Maxine Dietrich’s real history]
4. NSM and JOS share the same mailbox!! Nazis Falling…
5. You wont believe…The sorrow of the JOS
6. Diane Vera on…Why Satanism and Nazism aren’t Compatable…LOL
7. Fake website to promote Enki worshipAuthored by the JOS
8. Look..False Teachings of the JOS… Exposed! By Christians..
9. Article….Former JOS member Challenging the Al-Jilwah
10. Essay:Challenging the Joy of Satan
11. Diane Vera Websites opposing the Joy of Satan and neo-Nazism in Satanism
12. Essay: The Joy of Satan (And Why You Shouldn’t Care About Them.)
13. Challenging Maxine Dietrich and her beliefs of the Jews
14. The Joy of Satan..A Cult that you should avoid
15. Magistra Ygraine on The Joy of Satan Home Deopt Ban
16. Magistra Ygraine The Worst of the Worst, Joy of Satan
17. Maxine Dietrich reported at Rip-Off Report.com
18. Johnny Lee Clary on That sex-crazed nutty Satan worshiping nazi, Andrea Herrington
19. The Temples of Satan on Arguments Against The Joy of Satan Group
20. Former Teen Satanist Challenges the Joy of Satan
21. The Refiner’s Fire Open letter to the Joy of Satan
22. Fundies! The Joy of Satan Their feeble attempt to disprove the Bible
23. Even the neo-nazis disagree with the Joy of Satan.. The National Satanists Movement
24. Why Nazism and Satanism Have nothing to do with each other
25. GM Blackwood: The Joys of Exposing the Joy of Satan
26. “Ireallyhateallofyou” Blog: Real Life Satanic Neo Nazis
27. David Icke Forum: [even hardcore conspiracy theorists think JOS is a joke] Joy of Satan Ministries
28. HP Salem Burke of the JOS Confesses to statutory Rape.. The Orange Chapter
29. Teens in Canada commit crime for the Joy of Satan Spray paint graffiti on a church.
30. Maxine Dietrich has sex with 17 year old JOS member
31. Joy of Satan is Doomed to Destroy Itself
32. GM Blackwood: Commentary on the JOS Satanic Mania
33. For Shame! The black Satanist Group Expelled from the Joy of Satan because of Race
34. All I want for Chrassmas.. Is a Satanic Hollywood Nazi
35. Maxine Dietrich at The Fundie Site
36. Diane Vera at WordPress: Archive for the ‘anti-Satanism’ Category
37. The Sitichin is Wrong Website Arguments against the teachings of Zechariah Sitchin
38. The Twelfth Planet Analysis of Sitchin
39. Challenging Antisemitism Debunking the Myths
40. Questions you Should NEVER ask The Joy of Satan Ministry