It’s not April Fool’s Day. It’s not a joke. No, it’s not a lie either, even though all of JoS will deny it the same as they deny all obvious facts.
When Joy of Satan first went online, Hooded Cobra 666 was not even allowed into the clergy. He was simply not allowed. There’s more to Hooded Cobra 666’s past that he’s kept from Joy of Satan, or at least kept from the naive masses. Surely the higher-ups are aware of his relations with a Jewish girl and the outcome of that relationship. He’ll deny that on every Yahoo! group and in the Joy of Satan Forum until his little twenty-something fingers fall off, but even his Father Satan from Outer Space knows he fornicated with a young girl who was quite Jewish—her father is a Rabbi—and he knew so before he swiftly pulled his pants down. What came from his romp in the sack with her is more than he could handle to say the least!
It’s no surprise he would have sex with a young Jewish girl. He himself is half-Jewish. Andrea Herrington is very aware of this. A hypocrite herself, once she took over JoS (So you thought she was always in control? How silly of you!) she kept his secret, or so she thought and boosted her then barely-a-teen to High Priest Hooded Cobra 666. He is now still merely a kid, just an older version of that weasel that tried to join the Joy of Satan and was denied; self-loathing and acting out as if his time spent in Joy of Satan has triggered some psychological trauma.
Members of Joy of Satan with publicly denounce this information, but deep down it will always be something they reflect on with much serious thought.
Hello Mr. Bernstein! How’s your daddy? How’s the Rabbi these days?
We all know that you were rejected from the Joy of Satan back in the day because you were known to scour Nazi sites all the time. Remember, Bernstein? Joy of Satan used to be a Satanism site, not a Nazi site.